Dear Santa

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:40 pm Post subject: Dear Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today,The 26 of December. Well. I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month.
When, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle,an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studding the whole year.
Not only was I the first in my class,but I had the best grades in the whole school. I am not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me,
with my parents,my brothers,my friends and with my neighbors.
I would go on errands, even help the elderly cross the street. there was virtually nothing within reach that I would
not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking? you fat prick!, That you have taken me
for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As is you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little douche across the street so many toys
he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your fat ass down mt chimney next year. I will fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them
away so you have to walk back to the fucking north pole, just like what I have to do not since you didn't get me that fucking bike.FUCK YOU SANTA!. Next year you will find out how
bad i can be you FAT COCKSUCKER!.

Sincerely,
little johnny